Sunday, February 10, 2008

Todays Chuckle - Cheap HMO

Thanks to MichaelClark for our joke of the day. How do you tell you have a Cheap HMO?

The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day."
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little "M"'s on them.
--And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.


DrWes said...

Is Bill laughing at Hillary's plan?

Raymond Bouchayer said...

It reminds me of "Johnny Carson" talking about his insurance ...the one that says "your in good hands " , he said that his only had one finger ....the middle finger !

ERP said...

#11. Stethoscope used by your doctor is exactly the same one that came in your 5 year old's "Play Doctor" kit.

K said...

Wow, it's pretty easy to see who that list is aimed at.