Sunday, February 10, 2008

Todays Chuckle - Cheap HMO


Thanks to MichaelClark for our joke of the day. How do you tell you have a Cheap HMO?

The Top 10 Signs You've Joined a Cheap HMO

10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters.
9. Directions to your doctor's office include, "take a left when you enter the trailer park."
8. Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.
7. Only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
6. Only item listed under Preventive Care feature of coverage is "an apple a day."
5. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
4. "Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" is not a typo.
3. The only expense covered 100% is embalming.
2. With your last HMO, your Viagra pills didn't come in different colors with little "M"'s on them.
--And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO...
1. You ask for Viagra. You get a popsicle stick and duct tape.

4 comments:

DrWes said...

Is Bill laughing at Hillary's plan?

Raymond Bouchayer said...

It reminds me of "Johnny Carson" talking about his insurance ...the one that says "your in good hands " , he said that his only had one finger ....the middle finger !

ERP said...

#11. Stethoscope used by your doctor is exactly the same one that came in your 5 year old's "Play Doctor" kit.

K said...

Wow, it's pretty easy to see who that list is aimed at.