Saturday, October 23, 2010

How Do You Hide $100 From a Doctor?

How do you hide $100 from a surgeon?  
        Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.
How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist?  
        Put it in a text book.
How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon?  
        Tape it to his kid.
How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn?  
        Tape it to the patient's head.
How do you hide $100 from an internist?  
        Stick it under the patient's bandage.
How do you hide $100 from a radiologist? 
        Give it to the patient.
How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist?  
        You can't.
How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon?  
        You definitely can't.

Compliments of The Happy Hospitalist

13 comments:

BrainDame said...

Thank goodness this neurosurgeon is a HER
Funny!

tracy said...

How do you hide 100.00 from a Psychiatrist?

In the bottom of the tissue box.

'Cause he/she certianly never uses them.

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