Monday, March 28, 2011

Direct To Consumer Advertising

Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day-to-day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or 
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident 
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of 
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing 
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas 
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can 
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want 
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will 
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start 
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or 
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind 
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- A desire to sing Karaoke

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
*  The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically  converse without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

(hat tip to Raymond)


Anonymous said...

This is a good one, Dr. B.

Anonymous said...

I remember this, thought I read it on your blog before, or might have been somewhere else.

jobb said...

Margaritas-my favorite RX.

Jonathan said...

Fabulous satire! You have another career out there!

Joanie said...

Will share one with you soon! Joanie

Anonymous said...

Just what the Doctor recommends.Gotta love it!!!

Sarah G said...

Loved this post - I have cross posted it to my blog! I think a margarita could be a lovely treatment for what ails me!

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